Boogie Knights
HistoryOne season. One championship. Boom
2014 Boogie Knights : 9-4 : BURTBOWL CHAMPS 2015 Boogie Knights : 7-6 : 1st Round 2016 Boogie Knights : 8-5 : 1st Round 2017 Boogie Knights : 8-5 : 1st Round 2018 Boogie Knights : 6-7 : 1st Round 2019 Boogie Knights : 7-5-1 : 1st Round 2020 Boogie Knights : 4-8-1 : Missed Playoffs 2021 Boogie Knights : 5-9 : Missed Playoffs 2022 Boogie Knights : 8-6 : 1st Round General ManagerSince I was 13 years old, I've had to hear other managers cry and whine about how good their fantasy team is and still not be able to win the coveted Burtbowl. I've had to listen to the strangest things like "Haha, I picked up Ryan Lindley before you" and "Who is the Patriots 4th string Running Back?" and "Derek I-will-have-more-passing-touchdowns-than-any-other-QB-this-year Anderson". What a joke. I've watched those childish boys grow in to childish men and sadly... I'm part of it now. In 2014, I came in year one thinking it was going to be a challenge, I even hired an Assistant Manager by the name Darrin Capritti to help keep the team on track (and pay the league fees). As it turns out, I won the league using a strategy built around 83% luck and 17% skill. Having that huge weight lifted off my shoulders, I can go in to these following seasons with nothing to lose, knowing whatever happens I will always have more playoff wins than Thomas Goslowski, more championships than anyone from Solvay, and more hair on my head than Tim Kohanski. So here we go, on to the next season, and on to the next Burtbowl...
The RivalryWe all know it's a stretch calling Larry and I rivals. Commisioner Burt claims it's because we're the last two teams to enter the league. I like to think I stole Larry's booth at Tullys one time and he never forgave me for it. Or maybe it's the fact that his team name is The Vegetarians and I've never had a vegetable in my life. Either way, he's going down.
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Manager Jim Ruszczak
Ex Co-Manager Darrin Capriotti (2014) Founded 2014 History Boogie Knights (2014-present) Record 62-55-2 Rival Matt Mazinski (The Vegetarians) BurtBowl Championships 1 (2014) Final Four Appearances 1 (2014) Regular Season Championships 0 Playoff Appearances 7 (2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2022) All-Burt Awards 2022 Sean Taylor Memorial Award : Patriots & Rams 2021 Worst Manager of the Year 2019 Breakout Player : WR Chris Godwin Official twitter @JimRuszczak |